[He regrets saying hello to you, Calhoun. He's just going to deal with toilet number three, moving to the sink, etc etc.]

You could have given us a plunger or... I don't know, anything. A stick. Soap... [He kind of murmurs the last bit to himself, finishing cleaning off his wonderful prize before speaking up again.] This time it's a wallet.

[He opens it.] ... nothing in it, though. I don't really see why we even need some of these things. [He glances at Calhoun.] ... Calhoun, we do need these, don't we? [Did you just want him to stick his hand in a toilet multiple times cosplay mouse?]